From the NSP News Service: Today, October 27, msn.com ran a lead story about the 10 greatest mysteries of world history. "Who betrayed Anne Frank?" was listed as the all-time number 2 mystery.
There is just one problem with the whole Anne Frank issue: SHE DID NOT EXIST! Some time ago, researchers at The Hague concluded "with a fair amount of certainty" that Frank's famous diary was written in a style closer to 1950 than any date during the War. Additionally, private investigators from what was, in 1984, West Germany, called into question the merits of the "attic hiding place" which supposedly concealed the young Jewish woman for a number of years in the latter part of World War 2. According to the investigators' report, the attic room was in all likelihood a cache for black market goods as well as a spot where a local married woman carried on a liaison with a German Wehrmacht officer.
Then, where did the Frank legend come from? Sources close to the NSP, renegade Jewish sources in fact (!!!) stated by phone from Tel Aviv to this reporter that the Frank legend was concocted by a Hasidic Rabbi just at the War's end. The Rabbi, who lived and taught in the Crown Heights section of Brooklyn in 1946, was reading the Torah and eating an overly garlic laden "everything bagel" when he began to experience severe intestinal pain. His breath was so tainted by the fumes of the garlickish spices that the pages of his copy of the Torah began to curl. A young man assisting the Rabbi was heard to mutter "damn, it stank," whereupon the befouled Rabbi was asked to leave the synagogue. In order to save face (and his job), the Rabbi's assistant insisted that he had said "Anne Frank." The Rabbi, who believed his young emanuensis, asked "vhat mit dieser Maedel Frank?" From there, the whole legend was "off and running."
HENCE THE TRUTH UNFOLDS: ANNE FRANK, THE BAGEL--EATING RABBI, THE SCARED ASSISTANT, AND A BESMERCHED TORAH ARE ONE AND THE SAME !!!
--Karl Wolff III. 1488!
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